5 MINUTE FLASH • Please Read The Description Or I’ll BLOCK YOU 🤣🤏🏾

🚨 FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Y’all… please read so we can all stay cute and drama-free 😭💖

• Limit 2 per order — share with your cousin.

• This is a pre-order and will ship in April… right in time to be smelling like Easter money 🐣✨

Now listen… production takes time. We’re cooking up magic behind the scenes. That means:

❌ No order updates before the ship window so do not email my customer service.

❌ No cancellations (because your items are literally being made for YOU) 

If you panic email customer service asking where it is before April… bestie… don’t do that 😭

We will assume you don’t trust the process and we’ll just cancel it and charge a 100% aggravation fee to save everybody the stress.

Moral of the story:

Be patient. Be cute. Stay off the complaint train.

The reward?

You gonna smell so good people start acting different around you anyway 💅🏽✨